Hey Jose, Mark, Freddy - this is Jon. This is how you pitch.

Boys, do you hear the cluephone ringing?
Hang out with Jon Garland.

WE WIN. WE BEAT DETROIT. WE WIN.

Paulie proved why he's a captain. Jose & Tadahito proved why they're the scariest 2nd base/Shortstop combo in MLB. And, and, and...Scotty Pods playing like Aaron Rowand.

I fully accept the theory that they got the flu in NY. Or they spent too much time @ Scores.

Poor A-Rod. This is why I am happy I am not an east coast sports fan.